The Invasion of The Cuddle Givers

No, not a 1950's horror movie, and certainly not the later remake which was, in my opinion, a total turkey.

Yes, He has been at it again. The mysterious Mr. G. is sending more of his minions out into the big wide world. Destination Idlib, Syria.

Mr. G. gives a rousing speech to the next 35 'agents'

When asked, 'sources close to Mr. G.' disclosed his master-plan. He believes that if he can insert a a Teddy-Bear or TBE (Teddy-Bear Equivalent) into the arms of every child, over time every person in the world would have one. The Bears would then take over and we would have world peace, prosperity and unlimited honey under his bearnign dictatfurship. (Personally, I think he's most interested in the unlimited honey!)

When it was pointed out that this could take centuries, the source replied with a shrug "He's a Bear."